Depending on whatever critically important story-of-the-moment is being broadcast from whichever “reasonable” news outlet or network one is viewing or listening to – always relayed with cheerful and effervescent professionalism by carefully quaffed and coifed humans — I either find myself infuriated, amused, bemused, saddened, or horrified. Or, all mixed together. Truth be told – […]

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Let’s talk about the ancient fable, “The Hare and the Tortoise.” Everyone is hopefully familiar with this ancient tale but — for the sake of universal clarity and a shared starting point — I will provide a brief refresher. The hare is a fast runner. He brags about this speed and teases the tortoise, who […]

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Many of the people I have interacted with lately have been commenting about me (sometimes to my face and sometimes not) on what a grumpy, grouchy, cantankerous bass turd I have become. I stopped — paused — the other day to ponder this development, and to consider what has caused this predicament. I have certainly […]

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